i-love-mmfd:

thismodestbody:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

Good.

We’re the Devil, aren’t we?

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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dggeoff:

huntedandrebelled:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

vantwinblade:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

You are a bad person.
vanjalen:

i love every part of this

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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7-thirteen:

You ain’t having none of Munchlax’s fine piece of hot ass.